Mike Gravel = Wolverine
Intense, outdoorsy misanthrope from the Great White North with little memory of his past -- possibly insane.
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Bill Richardson = Captain Planet
A good idea in theory, but there's just something lame about him.
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Rudy Giuliani = The Punisher
Italian American, native-New Yorker, people seem to like pretending he's a hero for some reason.
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Ron Paul = Matter-Eater Lad
Getting a lot of internet buzz, but... c'mon.
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